June 22, 2009

My Thoughts On Death Note

It's really good so far. I'm up to episode 12 and I am very much enjoying it. I really like the character of Light. He is so diabolically evil and yet when he interacts with other people he acts very nice. And the realism in this is it seems forced. Like when he is trying to find out a persons name and I'd bet he just wants to flat out kill them without the Death Note. Ans also the shinigami Ryuk who is the one who "dropped" the Death Note into the human world, because the world of the gods of death is very boring. Even though Ryuk drops the Death Note and Light finds it Ryuk is not in any way on Light's side. And he absolutely refuses to help Light. Willingly.
And I had heard there are two live acion movies... wow, I'm going to watch them but man my expectations aren't high at all. Ryuk, although he looks like Ryuk he's a crappy CGI effect. Those movies probably suck the big one.

June 16, 2009

Holy Shit Breakfast At 1 A.M.

Boy, am I really bored. Well haven't posted in a couple days so.... thought an update would be appropriate. First off, I tried out Left 4 Dead. It was pretty enjoyable, and the best zombie game since... well... Dead Rising, which btw I have played as well and equally enjoy. Also, L4D is one of the most innovative FPSs since say Bioshock. Not saying L4D is too different from the norm, but is better than anything in a while. Finally after about two years of having Ledgend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass I have beaten it. LoZ:PH is probably the best game on the DS. 'Nuf said. And I just had some Cocoa Krispies for breakfast... or a midnight snack... now I truly am confused!!!!


YAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

TIME PARADOX!!!!!

June 11, 2009

Breaking The Twilight Of A New Moon's Eclipse

As promised yesterday I am going to load up the FAIL gun and take a shot at the Twilight series. I have planned a 5-point rant. If you like this series in any way then please DO NOT read this, or you will be angry, then hunt me down and beat me to death with a copy of Twilight.... the paperback edition.

1. The Plot- Teenage girl hates step-dad. She moves to Spoons or some shit with her real dad. She arrives at generic high school, and instantly everyone likes her, and all she can say is: 'Oh, no, I'm no one special please I don't deserve such attention'. Then she meets beautiful "vampire" Edward Cullen. Then there's an attempted rape scene, some fight with someone or another, then they sparkle happily ever after.

2. The "Vampires"- So apparently in this piece of glorified fan fiction no previous vampire lore is FALSE, and "vampires" sparkle in the sun instead of bursting into flames. Also apparently all female "vampires" are sluts, and all the male "vampires" are teenage sweethearts every girl wants to be with. And they have fucking venom. WHAT THE FUCK?! And possibly the worst part: THE FANGIRLS CONSIDER THESE SPARKLY FAGGOTS TO BE REAL FUCKING VAMPIRES!!!!!

3. Bella- Stephenie Meyer is a 46 year old woman, and she did NOT right a seventeen-year-old girl, she wrote a 46-year-old women. Bella does things a 46-year-old would like, she listens to music a 46-year-old woman would like. I guess all I'm trying to say is: STEPHENIE MEYER CAN'T WRITE WORTH A DAMN!!!

4. THEY MADE A FUCKING MOVIE?!- Why?! WHY!!!??? This is the worst possible book you could adapt to film. Because the book breaks the golden rule of creative writing: SHOW DON'T TELL!!!! So this movie really should have been Bella standing there telling you everything.

5. The Fangirls- These bitches are fucking crazy!!!!

Well that's all. I hope I've furrowed a few brows, and made some people lol.

That's us for now.

June 10, 2009

Bursting From The Chest Instead Of The Womb

I know in my last post I said that I would maybe talk more about Snow Dead, but I shall save it for either later or tomorrow, because my post 'Zombie Nazis, Angry Veterans, and Mind Controlling Aliens' I mentioned the movie/novel Dream Catcher which btw is by Stephen King. It really got me thinking about the 'Alien' movies which now I just really fell like typing about, so here I go!!!

To me 'Alien' a.k.a. the first movie, was really good. And that is about all I can say about it, because no one likes a positive review. I can also say the same thing for the sequel 'Aliens' which is quite clever. Because you see in the first one there was only one alien hence the name. In the sequel there are multiple aliens(if you were next to me I'd be bumping you with my elbow and saying 'hah, hah')

Right, now down to what everyone wants to read: the negative reviewing:

Do you remember the clever titles I told you about in the second paragraph, well form the third film on they were replaced with numbers and cliche subtitles. Hell I can't blame them, what were they going to call the third one? 'More Aliens' or 'Alienses'? I guess they just ran out of fucking ideas, but seriously what the fuck is wrong with just the number, why the cliched fucking subtitle. I think I only need to tell you one thing so that you would know this movie is bad: That bitch that played the protagonist from all the bloody Resident Evil films iis the main character in this film.

And on a side note AVP1 was okay and at least enjoyable, but AVPR(Another ass subtitle) is just fucking stupid!!!

Goodnight and Good Luck.

Zombie Nazis, Angry Veterans, and Mind Controlling Aliens

Today, I saw the 'horror movie' Snow Dead and it was about Zombie Nazis, and a guy getting his balls bitten off by a Nazi zombie. Which got me thinking about Dream Catcher and the fact that I saw the movie and am currently about 200 pages into it. And I was thinking about the scene where Jonesy picks up Pete in the Arctic Cat and the alien takes over and Jonsey eats Pete and before he eats Jonesy eats him Pete tells him 'Bite my bag.' and Jonesy replies 'Sure, I'll bite 'yer bag, and everything else.' and then eats Pete.
So, uh, yeah.... yesterday I saw Gran Torino which I will now spoil for all of you so if you have not seen it click away... now... or I'll spoil it... Right I only really have two things to say (1) This is Clint Eastwood's best performance and his best movie, this is better than Million Dollar Baby and any other movie he has performed/directed in. And 2 the ending was great, Clint goes to the Korean gangs 'hideout' and yells and starts cussing them out calling them gooks and all kinds of racial terms, then pulls out a cigarrette and makes a gun with his finger then asks for a light and says 'That's okay i gotta light.' and when he puts his hand in his jacket the Korean dudes just start unloading on him. He falls to the ground and the lighter is in his hand, he didn't even have a gun, so all the Korean gangsters get arrested.
Well that's about all I have to say for today so no more posts until tomorrow, i may have one more today saying a little more about Snow Dead, but yeah bye for now.

June 9, 2009

Game Shows Are BullShit

I mean seriously they can't be making much money anymore. Does anyone besides old people watch these? GSN(Game Show Network) really pisses me off, because they haven't been yanked off the air yet. I mean does anyone really care about 'Wheel of Fortune' or 'The Price Is Right'? No I didn't think so. The main reason they really make me fucking angry is because they only show re-runs form the '80's and have nothing original.
Now, just so I won't have to blog about this later, I hate reality TV. Ya' wanna know why? Because it isn't fucking reality, if you put five people in a house that hate each other and they decide for no reason they want to fuck, then you've got some good TV, but there's one problem: IT'S NOT FUCKING REALITY!!!!

And 'Survivor' is just fucking stupid!!!

June 8, 2009

Drink Regain



Or Old Snake will CQC your ass. BITCH!!!
Okay silliness aside what in the hell, I know it's a joke and that it's like a health drink in MGS4 but Regain is a real energy drink. This is taking in-game advertisement way, WAY too far. Oh, and also the Mac products in the game:


Okay so the pic of the Mac wasn't very good, but you can clearly see the Apple logo. And the ipod isn't for show, no not at all, it is a real in-game item that you can find and play music for. In-game adverts were always there but this isn't really an advert this is promotion what the fuck is up with this. Oh, and the icing on the mothafuckin' cake Kojima wasn't sued.

Wtf here!!!


And a little bonus there is a PSP and PS3, unfortunately I can't find a picture but look it up and you'll see it.

MySpace

The hairy back of the internet. No not YouTube, that's the armpit. When I joined with my original account it was a lot of fun. Finding people I know and messaging them, but after 2 months I realized my bustling metropolis of greatness was really a run down dump with a cheap layer of stale PineSol over it to hide how horrible it really is. The stupid conformist fucks taking pictures of themselves at a diagonal angle in their cracked mirrors, having their shit My Chemical Romance or Linkin Park as the only song on their playlist. Teh fAkt tat thay tipee like thees, and that they wear that shit Hollister.

In conclusion these lamer ass posers piss me right the fuck off. Well, I think that is enough venting rage for now.


Asta La Vista


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